It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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