you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
we're making bets on your personal life
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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