Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

You made me cry and you don't even care

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(314): View more from Missouri

Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...

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(607): View more from New York

I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.

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(707): View more from California

he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting

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(778): View more from British Columbia

we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever

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(315): View more from New York

My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.

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(817): View more from Texas

My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.

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(360): View more from Washington

I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.

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