so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Randomize
