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The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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