no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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