O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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