god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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