is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Randomize
