Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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