I wish i was in the wii world.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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