I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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