found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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