It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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