how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
