I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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