So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I just blew my weed a kiss
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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