Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Randomize
