She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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