K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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