he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
worst night to have a conscience
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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