So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
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