I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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