But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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