yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
And then the night went full on bisexual.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
