we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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