Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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