So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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