You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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