Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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