Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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