just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
there is puke in my bra ... again
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