apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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