I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
