names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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