On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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