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(404): View more from Georgia

I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer

(678): View more from Georgia

you spelled her name wrong

(404): View more from Georgia

not you too!!

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(626): View more from California

Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am

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(905): View more from Ontario

MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.

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