You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
either way he was missing a nipple.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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