He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Alive.
So much puke
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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