i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Randomize
