Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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