No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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