You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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