Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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