I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I'm always down for nudity.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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