His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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