you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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