D3 body, D1 cock
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
If I had your ass I would rule the world
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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