just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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