All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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