are you still at the devil's house?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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