How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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