My brain says no but my pants say off.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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