who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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