Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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