So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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